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Tuesday, August 23, 2011

FANTASY BOYZ TE RANKINGS

The Fantasy Boyz have gone ahead and given you the most important pieces to your draft strategy.. YOUR WELCOME! BUT lets not forget about the Tight End position people!!!  We have witnessed and participated in many drafts where the Tight Ends either go too early or are not focused on at all.  Lets get this straight Tight Ends are a starting spot on most teams.  GET A GOOD ONE!!  Now don't go grabbing Gates in the second round or anything but we suggest you start looking one in say the 5th round.  Your best bet is to not panic and ride the first TE run that pops up.  If there is still a quality RB, QB, or WR still on the board grab that then get your TE on the way back through.. You don't want Anthony Fasano starting for you all season........

 
Hey man are Tight Ends important???

PLAYER, TEAM POS  FANTASY BOYZ BUZZ *note hot players in red and cold in blue
Antonio Gates, SD TE   Turf toes, pulled muscles, sore knees he doesn't give a shit he produces.
Dallas Clark, Ind TE   DALLAAS as Peyton likes to say better be healed cuz we are taking him high
Jermichael Finley, GB TE   If we didn't know any better we would have thought Finley was a cyborg
Jason Witten, Dal TE  This red ass could be the best value of all Tight Ends.
Owen Daniels, Hou TE  Poised for a HUUUUGE year if can stop being such a pussy 
Vernon Davis, SF TE  Garbage dumpster set of QBs keep VD out of the top 5
Jimmy Graham, NO TE  Lots of hype around this former B Baller
Marcedes Lewis, Jac TE  We don't expect same output of last year but still Garrards favorite
Kellen Winslow, TB TE  When this soldier isn't crying or crashing motorbikes he makes tough grabs
Greg Olsen, Car TE  Could get a lot of balls in Carolina's power game
Brandon Pettigrew, Det TE   This guy is someone the Fantasy Boyz want to steal late in drafts
Rob Gronkowski, NE TE  The best of the Gronkowski Bros won't get double digit TDs but will get 5+
Zach Miller, Sea TE  What a dumb ass going to Seattle.  SHOW HIM THE MONEY
Tony Gonzalez, Atl TE  The Greatest TE of all time is a Shell of his former self
Dustin Keller, NYJ TE  Was Sanchize's favorite target early on last year
Brent Celek, Phi TE  Vick said he was going to get him the ball
Chris Cooley*, Wsh TE   When not taking dick picks this guy makes plays
Tony Moeaki, KC TE  This nobody came out of nowhere to be a somebody last year
Jared Cook, Ten TE  Looks like a freak of nature but has hands of KY jelly
Benjamin Watson, Cle TE  Colts favorite and ONLY target
Aaron Hernandez, NE TE  Take him as your last pick if you don't have a TE
Todd Heap, Ari TE   This guy is toast don't bother
Heath Miller, Pit TE  HHHHEAAATH will get 5 TD but no yards
Jermaine Gresham, Cin TE  Sorry no QB to see here.. Keep moving 
Kevin Boss, Oak TE   BOOOORING
Visanthe Shiancoe, Min TE   Eh Mcnabb might utilize him but not holding our breath
Travis Beckum, NYG TE  Someone needs to be the BOSS in New Jersey
Ed Dickson, Bal TE  Last option on deep offense
Anthony Fasano, Mia TE  Henne likes to throw underneath ducks
Michael Hoomanawanui, StL TE   We hope this guy sucks so we don't need to learn his name
Lance Kendricks, StL TE  Don't you have 2 Tight Ends already?
Fred Davis, Wsh TE  Has about 1 good game a year
Tony Scheffler, Det TE  Hey we remember you… Didn't you play for Denver?
John Carlson, Sea TE   Miller told this guy to BEAT IT to 2nd string.  

2 comments:

  1. I do like Shockey with Carolina....he will have 7tds and 700yds.

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  2. Pags11 You do realize the Panthers traded for Greg Olsen don't you? He is the sure starter. Barring injury Shockey will be lucky to get 250 yards and 2 TDs, especially with Cameron Newton Slinging the skin.

    You are welcome....

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